The remaining townspeople were scared. Were four out of the seven of them really converted???

They all looked at each other, paranoid. Well, everyone except Nofo. Nofo just stood there, emotionless.

Curtis made the first move and lunged towards Daniel, murder in his eye, but big Dylan hoisted the Idol-giver up onto his shoulders where Curt couldn't reach.

"What are you doing?!?! He's clearly the recruiter!" Curtis yelled.

Daniel patted Dylan's head appreciatively. Dylan just looked at Curtis and shrugged. "You do know I'm Dylan, right?"

Curtis didn't have time to try and understand what the fuck Dylan was talking about, as he heard a loud cry to his left.

"Agggghhhh!"

"But... But... You can't do anything! I made sure of it!" the superhero cried, as blood poured from a gash in his side.

Nearby, a wall was covered in webbing. Something beneath the webbing laughed. "But I didn't have to!"

Spider-Man's eyes narrowed.

"Da spirits be tellin' me your super senses won't protect you from this," Christian heard a voice behind him say, before a blade was at his throat, and his blood began to stain the suit.

Christian has died!

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Christian - Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man You’re my Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man! A charming superhero and my personal first crush ever, you’re definitely aligned with the Town. Powers Active - Web the bad guy - Each night you can target someone and web them to a wall, roleblocking them. Passive - Spidey sense - You’ll narrowly avoid the first time someone tries to kill you at night. I’ll let you know if this triggers. **Active: Crack a joke - Using your wit, you can attempt to make someone laugh each night. If the person is home to hear it (aka they don't visit anyone that night), they'll laugh and you'll be able to hear it. If not, they obviously won't laugh. Even if the person is there and laughs at the joke, I will not be informing them of it.

"What.... the fuck." Dylan said, lowering Daniel back to the ground.

Curtis just stared, shocked and slack-jawed.

"Why... Why would you do that?" Dylan asked, suddenly more scared than before.

"It's simple," the attacker replied, as he cut his friend down from the wall, "he had to die. Just like you have to."

Dylan, Curtis, and Daniel exchanged nervous looks. Nofo drooled, lifeless.

"But wait! There's more of us than there are of you!" Daniel said, counting on his fingers.

"Oh, but are there?" Boc replied, grinning. He dashed forward, knife in hand, and plunged it into Daniel's face before he had time to react. "You thought you were so clever with that idol play, did you? Well who's laughing now?!?"

Daniel screamed, then crumpled to the ground.

Daniel has died!

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Lamps - Fake hidden immunity idol You are a Fake hidden immunity idol! Used to fool players and delight audiences, you are a gem in the Survivor community and have decided to align with the Town. Powers Active: Fake-out - Each night you may choose one player to give a fake idol to. The next day, they’ll be told that they’ve received a hidden immunity idol which can be played to cancel all the votes for one player for that day (and that day only). Of course, it’s a fake idol, so if they choose to use it, it won’t work. Either way, I’ll tell you if they chose to use it, and if so, who they tried to use it on. Passive: It’s a fucking stick! - Ultimately, you’re just a piece of wood with a smiley face attached. If you were to be visited by anything fire-related during the night, you will die. **Active: Poor Randy - During the day, if you choose, you can make it so that if your fake idol is played, it's done so publicly. In the final write up, I'll post "_______ tried to play an idol on _____. Unfortunately, this is not a real idol" or something to that effect.

Badger glanced at his partner in crime, fear creeping into his eyes as he did the math. First Christian, and now Daniel was town too?! This didn't make any sense. Was Boc...

"Oh Dylllllllan!" Boc called out, brandishing his bloodstained blade.

"Woah woah woah, clearly there's been a big misunderstanding! I'm just me, Big Dyl! I'm Big Dyl!!! I didn't do nothin' wrong!!!" Dylan crept backwards until he found himself against the wall that Boc had been stuck to. He tried to move but the webbing got stuck to his clothes.

"Wait! Please!! Don't kill me! I'm... I'm on your side!!" Dylan pleaded, as Boc was nearing him.

Boc just grinned a toothy grin. "No, no you're not." He was face to face with Dylan now. He glanced downward. "My... What a big dyl you've got.... Wonder how much I'll get for it."

"Nooo!!!!!!"

Badger, Curtis, and even Nofo flinched and couldn't watch.

Dylan has died!

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Dylan - The Big Dyl You’re The Big Dyl! You’re kinda a Big Dyl, and you’ve decided to align with the Town! Powers Active: Big - You’re big. Each night you can pick someone up and put them on your shoulders, preventing them from visiting anyone but protecting them from death. Passive: Dyl - You have to remind everyone that your name is Dylan at least once each day.

Badger looked at Boc in disgust. Boc, unfazed, walked back to the group. "Alright, let's head out, our work here is done."

"But..." Badger's voice dropped to a whisper. "What about... Curtis...?"

"We can't do anything to him, remember? Let's just head out of here. Come on, Nofo! You did such a good job! So proud of you!" Boc lifted Nofo and threw him over his shoulder, and begun to walk into the distance.

Nofo drooled.

"Actually, guys.." Boc and Badger turned around to see Curtis dashing toward them, dagger in hand. Boc laughed.

"Give it up, Curtis, you've lost!"

Curtis stopped in his tracks. He took aim, and let his dagger fly, knowing it'd strike true.








































































Nofo has died!

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Nofo - McDonald's Medium Drink Cup (empty) You are an empty McDonald’s Medium Drink Cup! Not a particularly malicious item, you’ve decided to align yourself with the Town. Powers Active: Seek Liquid - You really want to fill yourself up. Each phase (day and night), you can pick up to 2 people to visit in order to search for liquid. If you successfully find liquid, you’ll unlock more powers. If there’s all the liquid is gone before you can find any, you’ll be really disappointed. Passive: Made of paper - If something related to fire visits you before you find liquid, you will die. *****Active: Empty Calories - Each night you may shorten somebody's lifespan drastically by filling them up with highly caloric soda. They will die. Active: Check under the lid - If you choose not to kill someone, you may instead investigate them and learn one of their powers. If they use that power on the night you investigate them, you'll also learn who they targeted with it (if applicable). Passive: Provide liquid - If anyone comes to you searching for liquid, you will share a bit with them, fulfilling their need. You are not allowed to comment on the fact that you can provide liquid.*****

The Random Mafia (Boc, Badger, and Curtis (rogue member) have won the game!

Curtis' role:

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Curtis - Henry's new baby daughter You are Henry’s new baby daughter! The stigma of being related to such a controversial character has already gotten to you, even though you’re just a baby. It’s time to show what you can do, and exact revenge for Daddy. You are aligned with the Random Mafia. Powers Active: Psycho Baby - Anything Henry spawns is unlikely to be sane. Each night you can pick someone and murder them. Passive: Stinky Diaper - You shat yourself, and are therefore pretty unapproachable. Anyone who tries to visit you (with the exception of kills) will be role-blocked unless someone changes your diaper. If your diaper gets changed, you will become visitable but appear as town on reports due to being a cute, non-stinky baby. Passive: Where are your parents?? - You are aligned with the Random Mafia but don’t know who they are. You’re just a baby though and can’t do anything about that.

Boc's role:

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17. Boc - cock merchant You’re a cock merchant! Definitely not a good guy, you specialize in the buying and trading of penises. In order to expand your business, you’ve decided to align with the Random Mafia. Powers Active: Remove Genitalia - Each night you may choose a player to forcibly extract their genitalia. Because they will be in such pain, the next day they will lose their ability to speak, vote, use powers, and like/dislike posts. You may only do this to each player once (for hopefully obvious reasons). Active: Sell Genitalia - You are able to sell the genitalia you’ve acquired. The more you sell at once, the better the goods you receive. You may sell the genitalia during any phase but cannot make more than once transaction on the same phase. -Sell 1: Extra vote the next day phase -Sell 2: You may track a player the next night phase -Sell 3: You may role cop a player (any phase) -Sell 4: The next time someone attempts to kill you (excluding lynches) it will fail Passive: Current stock - You start the game with a penis you’ve already collected from some other vendor **Active: Emasculate - Anyone is bound to feel inferior to a man of such stature. Each day, you're able to target someone and void their lynch vote.

Badger's role (with fun hidden text!):

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Badger - Miss Cleo You’re Miss Cleo, famous TV Psychic! You exploit the grieving and superstitious for personal gain, and are generally a scumbag, so you’ve decided to join up with the Random Mafia. Powers Active - False Prophecy - Each night you may visit a player and whisper them a message. The next morning, they’ll wake up and have dreamed your message. The message will be “You had a dream that you can trust [Player]” You pick the player. Anyone who is alive at the time you use the power is eligible. Active - Keen Eye - One of the reasons you’re able to fool so many people is your astute powers of observation. Each night you may pick a player and watch them, seeing who visits them that night. This does not count as a visit. Passive - Da Spirits - Each day, the spirits will inform you if any players were converted to another faction, and if so, how many. Hidden from Badger: Since Miss Cleo is a crock, Badger will be informed either 0 or 1 (randomly rolled) person had been converted last night regardless of the actual result.

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And Colby's role, since he was janned!

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Colby - Sean O Pry You are Sean O’Pry! You are like kind of a big deal in the modeling world according to your Wikipedia page. You seem like a cool guy, and are therefore aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to the town, such as THE MAFIA, have been eliminated. Powers Active - Smoulder - Each night you can give a smouldering look at someone and they’ll be so enamored that they’ll tell you their alignment. Active - Seek Liquid - You really want to do a beach photoshoot but you need some water first. Each phase (day and night) choose up to two people to search for liquid. If you successfully find liquid you’ll unlock another power. If the liquid dies before you find it, you’ll be disappointed and your portfolio won’t be as good. *****Passive: Enhanced Smolder - After intense training on your signature look and a great photoshoot on the beach, your smolder power now will tell you a random power of your recipient's as well as their alignment.

I'm just going to open this up as the post-game discussion thread.

Thanks everyone for playing, I hope you had a lot of fun! Raffle info will go up soonish (probably tomorrow), HOF/HOL might happen but might not, there's definitely a few moments that were either brilliant or soooo awful I gotta mention them.

Mafia board: http://s15.zetaboards.com/SPORK_SO_RANDOM/index/
Stabilizer Win condition: You win when at least one of you is alive at the end of the game, and receive more raffle tickets for each person past the first that makes it.
Stabilizer Board: http://s15.zetaboards.com/dont_fall_be_stable/index/

Cherry's nighttime talks:

N1 (Tricks): http://www.quicktopic.com/51/H/KqUn3R9HrF5sA
N2 (Herm): http://www.quicktopic.com/51/H/X9TVhGQekCRB
N3 (Colby): http://www.quicktopic.com/51/H/6FYiFQmZSUa
N4 (Sami): http://www.quicktopic.com/51/H/FdqZWXURkxK
N5 (Badger): http://www.quicktopic.com/51/H/CAqELYyvSyn

HAHAH WHAT

I've been blindsided by a win

Big moments that I'll probably expand on later:

-The Stabilizers being absolutely shat on despite being a harmless (especially to scum) group of (attempted) survivors.

-Badger scumslipping in Cherry's private forum which caused them to kill him.

-The Mafia being convinced Nofo was their missing member for the entire game

-The tragic tale of Colby and how the mafia brutalized him

-Daniel's brilliant idol play and then...?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY DID BOC LIVE?!?!

GJ guys!! That was very entertaining to watch. How Boc kept surviving after using the fake idol on me I will never know. :P

Probably because Doop was watching over you. <3

Ugh. I was going to vig kill Badger for that.

Why was cake mod killed?

Grats on the win scum sucking bastages!

Great job guys! Your vengeance has finally laid Doop's soul to rest.

ahoda @ 28/6/2015 22:00

Why was cake mod killed?

Cake was modkilled because she was silenced by Boc, which was different than Shawn's silencing in that Boc's victims couldn't post or like/dislike posts (or use powers). She 1) was asking for clarification that she could post and then would be modkilled, signifying to me an intent that she wanted to exploit the mechanic, and more importantly 2) she had tried to alert the town that she was silenced by reporting one of the posts in the thread and letting people know she was silenced that way. Generally just trying to exploit and going against the spirit of the game.

I would've announced the reason when it happened, but it wouldn't have been fair to Boc, whose power hadn't been publicly revealed yet (since Shawn, the only living victim of Boc's power, didn't tell anyone about it).