On a Sunday morning on the coast of California people begin boarding a cruise ship. As a father drops off his two sons.

"Now Curtis you need to take care of Shawn while up there. Have fun but keep an eye on him."

Shawn comes over and elbows Curtis. "OR you can sneak me a couple drinks and I will be out of your way!"

Curtis dad smacks Shawn upside the back of his head. Then reaches in and gives both of them a hug.

"You kids take care now! Papa is going to miss you" he says while holding back his tears.

The boys get on board the ship.

"I am totally going to go do the im on top of the world line from the titanic!" Shawn says. He runs off as Curtis stands there and rolls his eyes.

Curtis goes downstairs to his little room. He begins unpacking when he hears a tap on his door. It was his buddy Mal.

"Yo whad up playa!" Mal goes in for a high five but then gives Curtis a hug. Curtis stands there feeling uncomfortable.

"Yo man Vernon is going to have a card game in his room tonight. You down to go? Get high? Get drunk? Maybe just maybe your ugly ass can get layed. Ha Ha"

"I don't know man im suppose to watch out for Shawn..."

"Hey man fuck it the little kid can come too. We can get him fucked up also."

Curtis ponders for a moment then nods saying fuck it. Shawn could use a little social life.

"Yo man one thang though. Rose may be there you cool with that?"

"Dude for the millionth time me and Rose never dated....like ever we were just friends."

"Ha ha ya man I hear ya....but you tapped that though right?"

Curtis shakes his head and just smirks. Mal sees the smirk and starts to walk backwards out the room. He points at Curtis "That's my boy! Yo I will catch you tonight."
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In another room there was a married couple unpacking also.

"Kiwi did you pack my favorite books?" Natalie says while brushing her teeth.

Kiwi pauses for a moment. He realizes he did not pack the books at all. Natalie and Kiwi were going through some marriage problems at the time and he knows it is little things such as this that make her upset.

".......Of course I did hun. I mean pfft you think I would forget those?!? They should be for sure be in your bags"

Kiwi starts grabbing clothes out of Natalie bags and starts to toss them out the window in order for it to look like somebody stole them out of their bags when she goes through them later. Natalie walks out of the bathroom. She wraps her arms around Kiwi neck.

"I really think this cruise was a great idea. Just a fun way for us to get away you know? So thank you for agreeing to go to this."

"You kidding me? A cruise with you and time away from work....how on earth could I say no?"
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Meanwhile Vernon gets his card game ready. His best friends Perry and Patrick help set things up. Patrick takes off the fire alarm in the room and begins to smoke some bud.

"Alright fella's what is the plan for tonight?" Vernon asks.

Perry walks in with the booze. "You telling me Vernon you don't have a plan for your own party tonight?"

"YAW I do it is to get fucked up!"

Patrick begins coughing. "Who is coming to this thing anyways?"

Vernon ponders for a moment. "Everybody! We got Mal, Curtis, Rose, Paco, Bryce."

"Dude I hate Mal though. Ever since Mal's parents broke up he has turned into a wigger." Patrick says before taking another hit.

"NAW he is cool plus he has money I want to take in the card game." Vernon laughs.

"Ok that all sounds cool but I don't want to sit inside playing cards for the first night on the boat after we are done I want to go down to the bar area see what girls we can get." Perry says. He sits back and pours himself some jack and coke. "I mean I know you guys have no shot but I think I do."

"PFFT NAW VERNON WILL SHOW YOU HOW IT IS DONE WHEN GETTING WITH THE LADIES!"

Perry laughs at Vernon. "Dude I will bet you that I get layed tonight before you do."

"You are on Mr. Perry!"

Patrick jumps in the conversation. "No fat chicks allowed though!"
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Up at the captains bridge. Captain Jeffery gets his crew ready. He starts up the engine as they begin to sail off. He sees Shawn standing at the tip of the ship screaming. "IM THE KING OF THE WORLD."

Jeffery rolls his eyes. "There is always one..."

Officer Leos walks over to Jeffery and hands him a weather report. Jeffery stares at the picture not understanding all the images. He looks back up at a Leos who is impatiently waiting for Jeffery to respond.

"Good work Leos. Clear skies ahead of us."

Leos gives a puzzled look at Jeffery.

"No sir...actually quite the opposite. You see if we don't delay the cruise a day then we are going to run into this massive storm at some point for sure."

Jeffery now feel stupid but refuses to admit he is wrong.

"Everyone is on the boat Leos we can't just stop the boat and turn around we are already leaving."

"Sir we could easily turn around we have barely just left."

"We have already left Officer Leos!"

Jeffery gives Leos a stern look then hand back the weather report. Jeffery then walks away and looks out the window to the ocean. As Leos just stares back at him.

As Leos begins walking away he mumbles "I should have just stayed a bartender."
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After Shawn gets done yelling he starts walking his way back to his room when he is stopped by three other guys all wearing tank tops.

"Oh my god you totally beat me to doing that" One of the man says while giving a nudge on Shawn's shoulder.

"Ya you are super cool! What are you doing tonight?" One of the other men say.

"....Umm nothing I suppose. I was going to maybe hang out with my brother but I don't think he wants me around."

"Oh you can totally come hang out with us. We are the BEST guys to party with."

"Well uh...what is your guys names?"

One of the men wraps his arm around Shawn's shoulder. "Well im Matt and these are my two besties Nofo and Samm. We know how to party if you wanna party."

"Well ya I do like to party sooo fuck it why not. Lets hang."

Matt jumps up and down clapping. "Yay"

Shawn looks over at Samm and sees Samm licking his lips slowly. While Shawn is weirded out he figures they seem friendly enough. He thinks to himself maybe these guys will end up showing him a good time.

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Ever since Mal's parents broke up he has turned into a wigger.

Oh lawd I laughed so hard.

This is missing something...

Later on in the night. Bryce and Rose were sitting in their rooms cuddling. She was drawing some art as Bryce just watched. He moves back her hair and gives her a kiss on the cheek. She showed no emotion to it.

"You okay babe? If this is about tonight we don't have to go at all if you don't want to. I understand it must be weird seeing Curtis."

"I have told you over and over Bryce. There was nothing between me and Curtis we were just friends."

"Ya but......ya know you guys kinda quit talking. I mean we can go tonight if you want to go....or we don't have to it is totally up to you."

Rose sighs. She looks over and sees Bryce giving her some puppy dog eyes. She sighs again then goes back to her drawing of a ginger being stabbed.

"We are going to go tonight. I am not going to be the one that makes things weird. Plus if we don't show up tonight Vernon will make a big deal out of it for the rest of the way. I am not going to hear that on our whole trip."

Bryce randomly pulls out a camera and snaps a shot of Rose looking disgruntled. "Random vacation picture!"

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Mal knocks on Curtis door. "Yo man you ready!"

Curtis was on his bed playing a video game.

"I am still waiting on my little brother. Not sure where he is at."

"Well fuck it man lets go without him!"

"Nah I mean I should probably go find him."

Curtis puts his video game down. He begins walking out the door. Mal grabs him by the arm.

"Look man.....I need to have a good time. You are one of my best buddies. Since my parents split up. I don't know....It has just been rough."

Curtis looks at Mal and sees he is having a tough time. "Alright lets go."

They walk over and knock on Vernon room door. Patrick opens up the door. We can't stop by Miley Cyrus was playing in the background. Patrick looked stoned out of his mind.

"Cool you guys are here. I just took some of the greatest shrooms ever. You guys want some?"

"Ummmm no im good." Curtis and Mal both said at the same time.

Patrick begins just staring at the wall behind them. Curtis and Mal look behind them just to see the wall. Curtis waves his hand infront of Patrick face only to have Patrick blink. Curtis sneaks on past Patrick with Mal behind him as Patrick just stands there.

They see drinks already sitting out and the table ready to go. Vernon and Perry were making drinks. Perry nods at Curtis. Rose then comes out of the bathroom and sees Curtis. He looks away.

"YOU GUYS READY TO LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY!" Vernon shouts.

Everybody sits down at the table except Patrick who is still standing at the door.

"Patrick come sit down!" Bryce says. Bryce then throws a pillow at Patrick and it hits him the head. Patrick snaps out of it and shuts the door.

"Dude guys....I just had the weirdest dream." he says while tripped out.

Vernon raises his beer bottle in the air.

"I want to make a toast. To the best time with the best of friends. May this be a trip we never forget! Now....it is time I take all your guys money!"

20 mins later

Vernon was out of money and the first player out.

"Hey where the hell is Paco?" Bryce asks.

"He said he is at the bar and we can meet him there later." Vernon says while mad about still losing.

"Dude Vernon you still mad about going all in on the first hand?" Curtis chuckles.

"FUCK YOU CURTIS!"

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"So should we go grab some dinner tonight?" Natalie asks.

"I don't know babe we should probably just stay in. You know everybody out there is going to be drunk on the first night."

"Ugh we came on this trip to go do stuff and have fun."

".....Right and I do want to have fun but we should just relax tonight plus im not feeling so good from the boat ride already."

Natalie gives him a dirty look. "Is this how it is going to be for the whole trip?"

"No im just saying we should just stay in."

Natalie keeps giving Kiwi an evil glare.

"Fine fuck it we will go out. But if I throw up on you then im sorry ahead of time."

"If you throw up on me that will be the end of us"

Kiwi shrugs.
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The group goes to the bar scene. Patrick at this point was super high.

Paco walks up to them but before he can even say anything Patrick goes up and starts rubbing his face.

"Dude your skin is so soft...like a baby."

"What the fuck have you guys been doing?" Paco says while pushing Patrick away.

"HAVING FUN PACO! HAD YOU NOT BEEN A GAYBOY AND SHOWN UP YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN." Vernon says while still pissed.

"Vernon lost his money and is pissy. He is probably also mad that I am going to beat him tonight on our bet." Perry laughs.

"NAW!"

Meanwhile at the bar. Rob the bartender/manager of the little bar was talking to one of his waitress Bella.

"Look darling you need to start smiling more and being more friendly cause I will cut to the chase the customers and myself think you are kinda a bitch."

"I am not being a bitch. They are being rude sooo I am just being rude back." Bella snapped back.

"Lets face it babe you are a bitch. Which is fine everybody likes a good bitch here and there but not when they are being served. So go out there and be friendly and shake that ass a little."

Rob slaps Bella on the ass and shoos her away.

Bella walks over to the groups table to serve them some drinks. She crosses her arms and asks.

"What can I get you guys?"

Vernon looks over at Perry and gives him a wink. As Perry just shakes his head no.

"Ya I know what you can get me...your number baby." Vernon then blows her a kiss.

"Ugh or not. Guys like you wish you could get with girls like me. You guys want any drinks or not?"

Vernon winks at Perry again ready to go for another try. He stands up and looks at Bella in the eye.

"I can tell you are having a rough night. I know what is wrong and Vernon here can help you out. You got sexual tenision built up in you."

"Oh ya?"

"YAW! And Vernon here can help you out. I am like burger king you can have it your way."

Vernon starts to lean in for a kiss. Bella slaps him then knees him in the groin then walks away. Vernon falls to the ground in pain. He looks over at the group to see them all begin to bust out laughing.

Perry helps Vernon up back to his seat.

"D u d e....she totally wants me." Vernon groans out

"Oh no I can totally tell man. I just felt that sexual vibe between you guys just from my seat. The entire time I was like Mcdonalds...I was lovin it." Perry laughs and pats him on the back.

"Fuck you guys" Vernon cries out.
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Matt, Nofo, Samm and Shawn all go to the club dancing area.

"Guys I am not much of a dancer to be honest" Shawn says feeling awkward.

"It is not hard you just got to let loose and twerk it." Nofo says.

Shawn had no idea what the hell twerking even was. He looks out to the dance floor to see a shirtless Patrick dancing around while waving glowsticks.

"....what the fuck?" Shawn mumbles.

Matt points to Patrick. "Now that guy looks like a ball of fun."

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Officer Leos goes over to Jeffery one more time.

"Sir we should really stop the boat this is kinda insane to keep pushing forward into a massive storm."

Captain Jeffery looks at Leos. He puts his hands on his shoulders and begins massaging them.

"Shhhhh Leos I have done this atleast two other times. We will be fine."

"Sir why are you massaging my shoulders?"

"Shhhhh"

James Chen @ 11/10/2013 23:37

This is missing something...

Don't worry Dylan I got a good role for you coming up later.

I would never say hell!!

Bryce @ 11/10/2013 20:35

I would never say hell!!

I think you'll find all the characterizations are 100% accurate.

Lol this is pretty good.

Patrick, I think we need to have an intervention. No feeling up Paco.

I enjoy my role in this, especially my pedophilia

I could have been a world champion twerker if it wasn't for the accident.

twerk twerk twerk twerk

Sounds like my standard night, minus not getting the girl, and minus losing the money.

As the group has some drinks. Curtis sits down with Rose at the table. He scratches his head. "We should talk."

Rose begins to get up. "How about we don't"

Curtis grabs her hand but then sees Bryce looking at them from a distance. He grinds his teeth and lets go of her. He sulks his head down. Rose just shakes her head and walks over to Bryce wrapping her arms around him and begins to smile.

Mal walks over with some cosmopolitan drinks and hands one to Curtis. Curtis just stares at the drink awkwardly.

"Mal what the hell is this?"

"Yo man it is a cosmopolitan it is the best drink in da house!"

"Mal this drink is for women."

"Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Nah man not possible" Mal then puts a straw in the drink and drinks out of it.

"Why are you using a straw?"

"My throat burns if I drink it all too fast the straw helps."

Curtis just stares at Mal.

"Yo man it happens to alot of people! Don't be judging!"

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Meanwhile Natalie and Kiwi are sitting at their dinner table. It was dead silent between them. Kiwi ate his meal slowly since he was still not feeling well.

"I am going to go get a drink from the bar. Did you want anything?" Natalie says

Kiwi just shook his head no and tried to not throw up. Natalie walks over to the bar area and orders a cosmopolitan. Rob walks over and begins making her a drink. As she is sitting down she begins to break down in tears.

The man sitting next to her looks over at her.

"You okay lady?"

She randomly hugs him. "This whole thing is just so hard." She begins getting drool on the man's shirt. He gives her an odd pat on the back.

"Alright it will be okay. Let me buy you a drink. Hey Rob her drink is on me."

Rob nods and gives a thumbs up. Natalie sits back down and wipes away her tears.

"I may have just drooled on your shirt I am sooooo sorry."

"It is totally ok. My name is Dylan what's yours?" Dylan says while reaching out for a handshake.

"Natalie" she says while giving a little smile.

As Kiwi sits alone at the dinner table looking around for Natalie. He sees her chatting with Dylan as he makes her laugh.

"That fucking bitch..."

He gets up to have a confrontation but his stomach starts churning and he runs to the bathroom to throw up.

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Vernon sits at a table and drinks his beer slowly. He sees Perry over in a corner making out with some random girl. Perry glances over at Vernon and flips him off while still making out with the girl.

Vernon then sees Bella walking back over to the bar area to get more drinks. Vernon takes another swig of his beer and stands up to go make another attempt. Bella sees Vernon walking over and signals for the security guard to grab him. They security man sees the signal and walks over and grabs Vernon by the arm.

"I think you are done for the night bud it is time for you to go."

Vernon reads the security guards name tag and it said "Boc" on it.

"Boc? What kinda weird fucking name is that?"

Boc kicks Vernon out of the bar area. Vernon takes a deep breath and walks over deck of the ship. He leans on the railings and looks out to the ocean. He sees many lighting bolts and fog that they will be heading into.

"Huh that can't be good."

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Shawn watches as Matt and Nofo are on the floor twerking. Samm comes over with some drinks.

"Oh I am not old enough to drink actually" Shawn says quickly.

Samm puts his finger on Shawns lips. "Shhhhhh it will be our little secret." He then winks at Shawn.

Nofo comes over finally holding his hip.

"You alright boo?" Samm asks.

"Ya it just hurts to twerk ever since the accident. It is a crazy story and im sure Shawn does not want to hear about it."

"Ya we don't have to talk about that." Shawn says with a grin feeling like he dodged a bullet.

"OKAY since you are basically begging me to tell you I will!"

"What? No I sai-"

Nofo cuts him off.

"I use to be a twerking master. Most singers wanted me as one of their back up dancers. Till one day a freak skiing accident happened. I was going down this hill. Naked of course. Feeling the wind hit my body was amazing. I closed my eyes for a moment and thought of all the amazing things in my life. When I opened my eyes there was a tree infront of me. I have not been able to twerk since. So now I teach twerking to little kids who just don't understand how much work you truely have to put into it day in and day out! They are nowhere near as talented as I was."

Nofo begins to break down in tears. As Shawn looks like a deer in headlights. He looks over to see Samm also crying.

"....Maybe I should go." Shawn says.

Samm grabs Shawn's hand. "No you of anybody should stay."

"Wait what? Why?"

Samm hugs Shawn then whispers in his ear. "Because you are the strongest out of all of us."

I will write one more I think then I will be done for the day......It maybe time for the shipwreck to happen already.

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