WELCOME TO THE THIRD CRAZY DELUXE EDITION

Above are ten very different and random things. You can choose up to ten of them. Choose each one that applies to you

Post your picks/discuss!

Third*

I have had a job that I liked
I've been on TV
I consider myself a good cook
I've left my country before
I've set something on fire by accident
I had a Myspace
I have a scar story
I've had to call the police before

I've been to Canada, I would consider myself a good cook but by no means great, and I had a Myspace. A long time ago I set a trash can in my room on fire because I dumped hot incense ashes in it without thinking. Probably a few more stories, I was an accidental firebug.

I've got two scar stories, I guess. One would be a repeat from my broken leg story from the last topic, and the other is where I used to have my left eyebrow pierced. It was ripped out and now I've got a scar/indention there.

I was at a small party a long time ago that went south really quick when some coked out asshole the size of a freight train showed up and started throwing haymakers like Jake Lamotta. Turned out to be the host's cousin and after a prolonged display of aggression he told us to go down to his grandparents house and call the cops.

I dialed the phone but handed it off. Eventually the police showed up and like Bigfoot, the majestic cokehead disappeared into a nearby forest. Rumor has it he still roams there to this day.

I also called the cops one time a couple of years back on an obviously drunk driver. Swerving all over the road in front of me. I'm a snitch.

I have had a job that I liked
This last summer I worked a summer internship developing airplane testing software. I wouldn't say I LOVED it because it was still a JOB but it was waaay better than all the minimum wage jobs I had worked before that

I've been on TV
lol kinda. I was just on the local news for like a couple seconds because I happened to be standing there when they were shooting footage at the State Fair. NOT VERY EXCITING!

I consider myself a good cook
I used to really like cooking when I was around 13 but as I've grown older I've gotten lazier and lazier about it. I pretty much only cook things in the microwave now

I've left my country before
nope. Really want to though.

I've set something on fire by accident
don't think so. If I did it wasn't bad enough to remember sooo

I had a Myspace
Nope. Don't have a Facebook either

I have a scar story
I have scars but all of them have pretty dull stories behind them. So not really

I've had to call the police before
No.

I've bought a house or rented an apartment
nope

I've saved someone's life
no.

I really want to hear these saving a life stories. I'm in the presence of heroes.

I have had a job that I liked
I worked at Aaron's when I was doing SOS jobs and I actually really enjoyed it. Did deliveries and hook-ups for customers. The driver I worked with was cool as shit. And I don't actually mind Wally World at all. I don't like where I'm at now (mostly due to who I work with than anything else), but I loved it when I was in Pets.

I've been on TV
My name was mentioned on it once (and for all the wrong reasons, at that) but I never was physically.

I consider myself a good cook
I am a terrible cook.

I've left my country before
Nope.

I've set something on fire by accident
Yup. Kept something by a candle once... think it was a piece of paper or something. Noticed right away and just swiped it in the sink.

I had a Myspace
I had a Myspace before anyone knew what the fuck Myspace was. I didn't see the point in it and then after I stopped using it, people were like "HEY WHAT'S YOUR MYSPACE LOL" out of the blue. Deleted it shortly afterwards.

I have a scar story
I have a lot of scar stories. Stabbed myself in the wrist with a box cutter when opening a package. Got a surgery scar on my left knee to remove a tumor. Got a Rottweiler tooth shaped hole mark on my right foot. Thought it'd be a great idea to punt my Rottie's squeaky toy around and she tried to catch it while it on my foot... that hurt like a motherfucker. Got a scar on my chin, which is hidden under the goofy goat hair I grow down there. Some dude punched me in the stomach in 6th grade and passed out jaw first onto the floor.

I've had to call the police before
No.

I've bought a house or rented an apartment
Unfortunately no, went from living with my mom in NY to living with my old man in UT. Plan to when I'm a little bit more financially secure. The only cheap places to live around here are infested with meth heads.

I've saved someone's life
No.

I've been on TV - At the midnight showing for the avengers I was interviewed while in my deliberately shitty Hawkeye costume. I was the only hawkeye there and for the lulz I told them Hawkeye was my favourite character.

I had a Myspace - I posted my head on a moth and called myself MOTH.

I have a scar story - I burned my leg on a tail pipe once. And another time a car transmission fell on my head.

I've bought a house or rented an apartment - I'm renting the place I currently live in. But it's not an apartment.

I have had a job that I liked
Negative. I had your typical shitty retail jobs through high school and college. I've done some design freelance stuff which I've enjoyed but I don't consider it a job yet

I've been on TV
lol not really. Local channel boolshit when I was a kid

I consider myself a good cook
I'm god awful. I'm a picky eater and I don't try to cook anything other than purdue chicken nuggets

I've left my country before
No :(

I've set something on fire by accident
Not that I can think of!

I had a Myspace
Nope

I have a scar story
YES! My only yes of the bunch. It isn't very interesting though. I have a good sized Harry Potter ish but horizontal scar on my forehead. I was lifted onto my neighbors shoulders as a kid playing basketball. As I dunked it, I fell from my neighbors shoulders allll the way onto the pavement, forehead first. SPLIT MY HEAD WIDE OPEN! Pretty nasty

I've had to call the police before
Nope

I've bought a house or rented an apartment
SOON HOPEFULLY

I've saved someone's life
I was a Town Doc and saved Ari once I think

I have had a job that I liked
no
I've been on TV
name was mentioned
I consider myself a good cook
no
I've left my country before
no
I've set something on fire by accident
no
I had a Myspace
yes
I have a scar story
no
I've had to call the police before
no
I've bought a house or rented an apartment
no
I've saved someone's life
probably

Shadow @ 18/9/2013 18:47

I've saved someone's life probably

lol'd

I've been to a different country -

Considering I've lived in two different countries yea.

I've been on TV -

I was on a news story about my fifth grade science project called "Invent an Alien". It was taped and I was super proud of myself. My dad wrote over it for an NFL game. I was also on an episode of wheel of fortune and a news story about West Jet (a Canadian airline).

So you can say I am a pretty avid tv personality.

Oh I had a myspace. My mom was really mad at me. I got grounded for 2 weeks and had to delete it. I made another one 2 weeks later.

#badass

I can't believe the only things I didn't check off were "been on TV" and "had a Myspace."

I have had a job that I liked - yeah when I first got into telecommunicatios. I liked the technical aspect of the job, but the company started to suck after a while.

I've been on TV - Similar to Boc. I was at a Mets game and there was an interview going on just outside the statdium. I was there in the background for like 20 seconds.

I've left my country before - 3 times in fact. Canada, Mexico and Costa Rica

I had a Myspace - Actually held onto it for a long time before jumping on the facebook wagon

I have a scar story - In high school I got into one of many fights and someone pulled a knife on me and cut my hand. I have a decent size scar on my palm

I've bought a house or rented an apartment - Bought the house shortly after the kids were born! Now I'm broke as fuck!

I've saved someone's life - sort of maybe. It was on 9/11 just after the 1st building fell and downtown NY was covered in smoke and asbestos. As I was running away from ground zero one lady was on her knees choking from the dust and I helped her into a building lobby. She could have died probably