Hanif hung up the phone after speaking to his big sister. He sighed. She was so smart! He knew he was not a DUMBASS but still felt insecure after speaking with her. He decided to take a walk outside. The fresh air might do him good.

He walked out through the lobby into the front of the resort. He noticed the bike rack and his thoughts went to poor Brad. Turned out he was just an innocent guy, but everyone found his absence conspicuous. He noticed someone messing around with a bike lock - it looked like they had some kind of a tool in their hands. Maybe a bolt cutter? He cleared his throat loudly to get the supposed thief's attention. The person looked up at him and quickly walked away into the darkness.

Hanif walked over to the bike rack to see if there was any damage to the bikes or their locks. He bent over to inspect the lock on one.

Suddenly, he felt something crashing into his skull! He had been hit by something heavy and it hurt like an MFer!! (Hanif rarely swore outright, even in his thoughts.)

He fell backwards, his head meeting the pavement hard. His head ached so bad.. he was feeling very dizzy. He looked up and directly into the face of his attacker. He saw the bolt cutter just as it smashed into his skull for the final time.

Hanif has been killed!

Spoiler

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Hanif Al-Husseini - Hanif came to the United States as a young child of 5 years, with the rest of his family from Iran in the 90's. As with all Iranians, Hanif is very well educated and definitely not a DUMBASS. Hanif can be a bit impulsive at times. Why? That's a good question. Personal experience says that's a good quality. He also loves math and likes to make fun of his younger sister. His older sister is smarter and more well educated than Hanif, which makes Hanif insecure. He's currently dating someone who is not muslim, but don't tell his parents. It's supposed to be a secret. Hanif is probably going to be better than anyone else in this game, unless it's a girl older than him. Player: Herm Basic Mafia Role: Town Vanilla Each day you may vote to lynch someone.

Player List:	+
Marcus Bennett (Lamps) Jon Snav (Nav) Raymond Jones (Curtis) Dame Sami Sue Johnson (Sami) Karen (Rose) Randy Rudolph (im317) Big Mo (Boc) Little Boy from The Giving Tree (Brian) Jennie (Kat) Captain Gruyere (TiB) Albus Dumbledore (Stargate) Carol Pinkerton (Ahoda) Little Suzie Q (Josh) Megan Murphy (Farlig) Glory Glorificus (Jamie)

It is now Day Two. With 15 players alive it takes 8 to hammer. Plurality is in effect. Deadline is Tuesday, 9pm eastern.

who did this and why

not me I only daykill Herm.

Now that I have your attention let me sell you on my latest invention, It’s a pasta cutter that you can use to make little baby jesus, a cross, a burn bush. All the biblical favourites. And no these are NOT cookie cutters, this is pasta specific. I’m looking for $50,000 for 10% of my product.

Wow, that was sick.

Glory (jamie) @ 1/4/2024 19:31

not me I only daykill Herm.

I respect your honesty

Glory is honest because Jesus

hmm...

im317 @ 1/4/2024 20:41

hmm...

you took the words right out of my mouth

are we going to color by numbers and look at Jamie as the alternative to a Gamj lynch? im not sure its relaxant since Gmaj never showed up

So long as we look at the piling on at some point too since Jamie’s lynch never really took off.

I feel like the piling on happened after I asked who hadn't showed up and someone said Gmaj was the only one. Then I feel like everyone just came in and threw their votes on it and logged back out.

Josh @ 1/4/2024 22:08

I feel like the piling on happened after I asked who hadn't showed up and someone said Gmaj was the only one. Then I feel like everyone just came in and threw their votes on it and logged back out.

i agree this was your fault

i want apples now

stares at Glory

*single head nod*

grunt