Welcome, Final 5!


[cue terrible Survivor music when they cut to everyone and it's super cringey]


Curt, the admin with abusive power and an even more abusive determination to win after narrowly surviving the Ghosts of VernBean's Past.

Herm, the underdog who was almost sent packing the first few weeks of the game but lives to tell the tale and continues fighting onward

Spin, the fidget spinner

Vern, the lovable host and previous dice-rolling champion who is seemingly unstoppable

Merc, the late-game strength workhorse who is clearly here to win.


The Final 5 entered a new room where there was one massive wall in front of them. It was all Matrix-y with the cool green glitch things running throughout it (plz don't sue us for trademark infringement!). Closer to the wall were 5 identical stations, with a metallic looking rope lying on the floor of each one. A trap door opened at each station simultaneously, and from the ground came Evil Metal Robots versions of our Final 5.


Evil Robot Curtis: I AM METAL CURTIS. YOU WILL DIE. HA. HA. HA.

Evil Robot Spin: I AM METAL SPIN. WE MAKE YOU CRY. HA. HA. HA.

Evil Robot Herm: I AM METAL HERM. AIN'T NO LIE. HA. HA. HA.


The magical chalk appeared, as did it's counterpart, the magical chalkboard, and the rules appeared for all to see.


THE RULES:



Today you will be playing Tug-a-gore against the evil robot version of yourself. The goal of the game is to hold out as long as you can against your evil robot self.

You will roll twentyfive 4-sided dice. Your evil robot counterpart will roll twentyfive 6-sided dice (you will roll this for them to determine how they performed). As you can see, the evil robots have potentially higher rolling dice than the humans do. You will each start holding 30 feet of rope. After all rolls are done, you (the human) want to have as much rope left as possible. The bottom 2 players with the least amount of rope remaining will face off 1v1 in Tug-a-gore, but this time, they will have bombs strapped to their chests, and the loser, will explode and be eliminated.

If you ever hit 0 feet of rope during the twentyfive rolls, you are automatically out and enter the bottom two. The game stops after 2 people enter the bottom two though, so if you happen to hit 0 feet of rope one roll after two other people, you will be safe and qualify because the game will have ended. If somehow multiple people die on the same roll and we have more than 3 dead players, then we will add up all of their remaining rolls, and whoever has the lowest number will enter the bottom 2. If that somehow still ties, then we will have a bottom 3 and I'll figure out a rule change lol.

Example:

Shadow rolls for Shadow: 4, 1, 2, 1, etc etc (for twentyfive total rolls)
Shadow also rolls for Evil Robot Shadow: 6, 4, 1, 6, etc etc (for twentyfive total rolls)

Game starts like this:
(30) Shadow -------------------- Evil Robot Shadow (30)

After roll 1, Shadow rolled a 4 which is the best possible roll he could have made for himself, but unfortunately Evil Robot Shadow rolled a 6, which is their best possible roll. The difference is 2, in favor of Evil Robot Shadow, so after roll 1, the score would look like this:
(28) Shadow -------------------- Evil Robot Shadow (32)

Then we keep going for the remaining 24 rolls.

Does this make sense? If not, whatever, all you need to do at the end of the day is roll this:

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]

[toll]1d4[/toll]
[toll]1d6[/toll]



VernBean's ready??? ..... GO!

DIE ROBOT ME, DIE!!!!


Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d6]

Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 6 (6) [1d6]

Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 6 (6) [1d6]

Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 6 (6) [1d6]

Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

oh no

it would be super helpful if you put Roll 1:

Roll 2:

in between each roll. Wish I had! If you can, thank you. Will make scoring easier.

Wow, I mean, that could have gone worse for me.... but.... that was a pretty brutal beating.... hello bottom 2!

Vern, 30/30

1: 30,30
2: 29/31
3: 29/31
4: 28/32
5: 26/34
6: 28/32
7: 26/34
8: 25/35
9: 24/36
10: 22/38
11: 20/40
12: 19/41
13: 17/43
14: 14/46
15: 13/47
16: 13/47
17: 12/48
18: 9/51
19: 10/50
20: 9/51
21: 6/54
22: 4/56
23: ELIMINATED
24: N/A
25: N/A

Roll #1
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

Roll #2
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

Roll #3
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

Roll #4
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d6]

Roll #5
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Roll #6
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

Roll #7
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

Roll #8
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d6]

Roll #9
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Roll #10
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

Roll #11
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d6]

Roll #12
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

Roll #13
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Roll #14
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

Roll #15
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

Roll #16
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

Roll #17
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 6 (6) [1d6]

Roll #18
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d6]

Roll #19
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Roll #20
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Roll #21
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d6]

Roll #22
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

Roll #23
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

Roll #24
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 6 (6) [1d6]

Roll #25
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

1. 30/30
2. 33/27
3. 29/31
4. 28/32
5. 26/34
6. 26/34
7. 23/37
8. 25/35
9. 25/35
10. 26/34
11. 28/32
12. 26/34
13. 25/35
14. 22/38
15. 20/40
16. 19/41
17. 16/44
18. 16/44
19. 15/45
20. 13/47
21. 15/45
22. 11/49
23. 10/50
24. 6/54
25. 4/56

I believed I finished with 4 feet remaining.

Cool thanks. I’ll double check later

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 6 (6) [1d6]

Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d6]

Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d6]

Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 6 (6) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 6 (6) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 6 (6) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 6 (6) [1d6]

Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

That was a lot of t to r changing.

1
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

2
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

3
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

4
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 6 (6) [1d6]

5
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

6
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

7
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

8
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 6 (6) [1d6]

9
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

10
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

11
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

12
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

13
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

14
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

15
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d6]

16
Rolled: 2 (2) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

17
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d6]

18
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

19
Rolled: 4 (4) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

20
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

21
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

22
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d4]
Rolled: 1 (1) [1d6]

23
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 5 (5) [1d6]

24
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

25
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d4]
Rolled: 3 (3) [1d6]

I think I got the same score as Spin, but feel free to double check.

CURTIS 27
ROBOT 33

CURTIS 28
ROBOT 32

CURTIS 31
ROBOT 29

CURTIS 28
ROBOT 32

CURTIS 29
ROBOT 31

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CURTIS 28
ROBOT 32

CURTIS 27
ROBOT 33

CURTIS 25
ROBOT 35

CURTIS 26
ROBOT 34

CURTIS 29
ROBOT 31

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CURTIS 29
ROBOT 31

CURTIS 26
ROBOT 34

CURTIS 26
ROBOT 34

CURTIS 24
ROBOT 36

CURTIS 25
ROBOT 35

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CURTIS 24
ROBOT 36

CURTIS 23
ROBOT 37

CURTIS 26
ROBOT 34

CURTIS 29
ROBOT 31

CURTIS 31
ROBOT 29

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CURTIS 33
ROBOT 27

CURTIS 33
ROBOT 27

CURTIS 31
ROBOT 29

CURTIS 31
ROBOT 29

CURTIS 31
ROBOT 29

I either scored this wrong or I backhanded RoboCurt into the stratosphere

Pretty impressive rolls by Curtis