The deaths of Farlig and Brian was traumatizing for everyone. Mostly Brian's. There was definitely a much calmer vibe with Farlig not being around, despite being amusing every once in a while. A door suddenly appeared and the remaining 13 VernBeans walked through it.

Like magic, their French clothing and hats all vanished and they were back to their normal clothes. Thankfully the baguettes did not vanish, and everyone was eyeing the last slice of pizza that Zersch's drone stole for him.

They were in a dark cave. Torches lit the walls. So spooky!

*BOOM*

The cave wall exploded and out burst a massive Snake wearing what appeared to be a Crossing Guard's uniform.

Snake: I'm the Sssssssafety Snake!!!! And I'm here to fuck up your sssssssshit!

Spin: Please don't say my name.

Safety Snake: You're SsssSSsSSSSSsssspin right!?

Spin: Oh fuck

Safety Snake: I've heard a lot about you SssSSSssssssssssPIN! I hear you're anti-Plex!!!!! That'sssss just plain naughty naughty!!!

Merc: Why does it always have to be snakes!?

Safety Snake: The rest of you have terribly un-fun names!!!! ... exccccept, wait.... is that..... *it turns its gaze*

Stargate: Oh fuck

Safety Snake: Ahhhhhh yesssssss! It's SssSSSSssssSSsstargate!!!! What a sssssssurprise!!! I truly hope you and Sssssspin die here today so we can have long and boring conversations for the rest of your lives until I eat you!!!



THE RULES


It's time for the Safety Snake game!


I will post my list of the 13 remaining players and then roll a 13 sided die at it will correspond to one person who will then instantly become safe and qualify. That safe person will then do the same thing but only with the remaining 12 people, and so on and so forth. The last person will become property of the Safety Snake and left here to die :o


With it being Friday, and this game does require some waiting, it's very possible this takes more than 24 hours. But it is what it is and this is a random dice rolling game so who cares!


Here we go!

The Safety Snake makes the first roll to decide our first safe player.


Rolled: 4 (4) [1d13]


1 Zersch
2 Curt
3 Stargate
4 Boc
5 Herm
6 Mal
7 Natalie
8 Maddie
9 Spin
10 Vern
11 Dylan
12 Merc
13 Lamps

Boc is safe and has qualified!!!

Boc must now roll and make a new list of the remaining 12 players

[toll]1d12[/toll]

If someone can make a photo of The Safety Snake in a Crossing Guard's uniform it will instantly become canon and a part of the lore of this game

If 24 hours passes and we haven't made much progress I may start asking more safe players to roll again, but ideally that doesn't happen.

I've decided we are just going to start the chain going from two sides.

? ---- Boc ---- ?

I am going to roll for someone else to hold Boc's hand and they can start picking from their side of the chain :)

Here we go!

1 Zersch
2 Curt
3 Stargate
4 Herm
5 Mal
6 Natalie
7 Maddie
8 Spin
9 Vern
10 Dylan
11 Merc
12 Lamps


Rolled: 7 (7) [1d12]

? --- Maddie --- Boc --- ?



11 remain!



1 Zersch
2 Curt
3 Stargate
4 Herm
5 Mal
6 Natalie
7 Spin
8 Vern
9 Dylan
10 Merc
11 Lamps

1 Zersch
2 Curt
3 Stargate
4 Herm
5 Mal
6 Natalie
7 Spin
8 Vern
9 Dylan
10 Merc
11 Lamps

Rolled: 8 (8) [1d11]

Thanks Maddie! Vern qualifies!


? --- Vern --- Maddie --- Boc --- ?

1 Zersch
2 Curt
3 Stargate
4 Herm
5 Mal
6 Natalie
7 Spin
8 Dylan
9 Merc
10 Lamps

[roll]1d10[roll]

woops forgot the /


1 Zersch
2 Curt
3 Stargate
4 Herm
5 Mal
6 Natalie
7 Spin
8 Dylan
9 Merc
10 Lamps

Rolled: 8 (8) [1d10]

Big Dyl qualifies!


? --- Dylan --- Vern --- Maddie --- Boc --- ?

1 Zersch
2 Curt
3 Stargate
4 Herm
5 Mal
6 Natalie
7 Spin
8 Merc
9 Lamps

Rolled: 6 (6) [1d9]

Natalie qualifies!


? --- Dylan --- Vern --- Maddie --- Boc --- Natalie -- ?