I went ice skating with my buddy on his frozen-over pool. Will never forget his parents running out of the house being like WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING!?!?!?

We used to throw water balloons at cars from behind the fence at our elementary school. This one time one of us landed one inside of an open window, not on purpose.

The guy got out of his car with a baseball bat and charged towards us and started to try and scale the fence. We ran for our lives across the soccer field and baseball diamond. He was tailing us the whole way but it was close pitch dark outside and we knew where there was a secret exit through the back-fence in the woods which led directly into one of my friend’s backyards.

Terrifying.

Same exact thing happened with fireworks on school property. A friend of mine had gotten some from out of state and we all pitched in to get this MEGA one. That thing lit up the whole damn sky. Cops came and shined the spotlight on the field and we bolted through the hole in the fence, all while fireworks were still going off haha. Then scattered in different directions after. I will never forget a cop car driving past me and I’m just trying to play it cool. They were definitely looking for a group and couldn’t identify us in singles.

Like 15 years ago I joined a site called Further Instructions. Probably my dumbest decision of all time.

bad Vernon.

I once climbed a small barbed wire fence when I was 10 years old with some friends. I had to hurry up when the train was coming and got myself cut a bit.

Herm @ 30/4/2021 14:17

I once climbed a small barbed wire fence when I was 10 years old with some friends. I had to hurry up when the train was coming and got myself cut a bit.

lol when this started, I was like a small barbed wire fence didn't seem so bad. Then a train was introduced and it got serious real fast!

It was a shortcut, but it was across a railway in the forest.

They put up the fence just so people and animals wouldn't pass.

I ate dirt.

I expected better stories by now. Someone get drunk and reveal some good shit

Drove around the house super fast on our golf cart when I was a kid. The house was on a bit of an incline so as I went around the corner, I got flung from the golf cart and broke my arm in the process. Had to headbutt the door for my mom to open it for me cause I thought I broke both arms.

I had to get surgery done for the bones to be properly set in place.

I also tried to climb a bird fountain and it fell on me and broke my leg. Now there’s a numb spot and a small dent in my leg that never went away.

My goodness

I did a front flip off of a parallel bar.

Gabagool @ 1/5/2021 11:44

I did a front flip off of a parallel bar.

how was the landing? lol

Christian @ 1/5/2021 14:29

Gabagool @ 1/5/2021 11:44 I did a front flip off of a parallel bar. how was the landing? lol

Well if you can imagine...it's parallel, meaning there is another one directly next to it lol. I had a bump the size of a softball on my forehead. I was prob concussed and didn't even realize.