I love this game.

BITCH WTF!!! I've been trying to lay low and somehow I win most social, most trusted, funniest and most likely to win the game?

I guess I should U P D A T E you on what has been going on with me since last time you heard from me.

So as you saw Newt left last round, which honestly who cares, he was always AWOL anyways. But last round really set the tone for how this game was gonna be played out. I think the person that came off looking the worst out of that tribal was probably Maxime, and she's definitely in a lot of danger tonight. So a couple of hours before the deadline, I had a really good conversation with Maxime where she like told me I was her favorite person on the cast, which of course I didn't believe, but I figured I was pretty high on her list which is good enough for me. So me and Lockhart, Amos, Angelina, etc. had like a plan to oust Newt, but I didn't want to leave Maxime on her dark so I decided to like, bring up a Newt boot to her, which she wasn't exactly thrilled about. But then like twenty minutes after that I hear from Angelina that Maxime made a group chat with like 7 other people and she didn't include me! Of course I'm pissed about it, even though I guess it's a bit hypocritical since I was on a group chat of my own, but if I had it my way she would have been included in it. But anyways, she starts telling me that she thinks she has enough votes for Amos, which I know is not the case, but by then the only choice I have is to keep up the ruse and pretend like I'm down for that, to prevent Mira from finding out Newt is the actual target and potentially use the idol on him.

Well, turns out she didn't even vote for Amos like she said she would, which fine I lied to her too so it's fair, but I told I think Fred, Draco, Ron and Angelina about how I was feeling about Maxime at that moment, and Maxime has been making subtle comments lately making it seem like she knows how pissed at her I really was. If I had to guess it was probably Draco/Fred?

Anyways, Maxime really alienated a lot of people last night so it looks like a split vote might happen! Which I want to happen cause I just want that idol out of here, and even though I've talked to Maxime more, I feel like Mira is more sane and I need more sane people around me. But say everything goes well this round, Mira uses her idol and Maxime goes home, I definitely need to make something happen because I don't think everyone in that group has my best interest at heart, and I need to do something while I still have the numbers. I know Ron is down, and I'm assuming whoever's left out of Maxine/Mira will be too and maybe Draco as well, it's just a matter of deciding who from my group could I grab, but I need to be careful not to tank my game in the process. But I'm just gonna focus on one thing at a time, and that's on this tribal council.

Hey guys, Lockhart here. So, Poppy told me she didn't actually write confessionals, which made me pretty sad. I think confessionals are the best part of these silly things, both as a player and as a viewer. Because of that, Poppy asked me to write her a confessional, so here ya go.

Hey I'm Pomfrey and Lockhart is the best player in the game. I'm mean to him but it's because I love him, like a tsundere. We're going to FTC together, and he's the perfect man and player for me. Everyone else in the cast sucks, and they can't compete with Lockhart. He's like the sun, and they're all candles. This round we're finally trying to kill that stupid Fish and burn her idol, so hopefully it works. If it doesn't, that would SUCK. I promise I'm a fun, entertaining player, just look at the Majority Rules answers. Please love me.

Omg ok so much has happened, Lockhart can fucking go choke! So apparently for some reason, Lockhart decided that passing an idol to Maxime was a good idea. So as you might have heard, there's a split vote planned, but Lockhart decided to get cute and he made a group chat with like, Ron and Draco and told them to vote either me or Fred out cause like, the votes would be majority by then. Thankfully Ron came to my rescue, and ratted out that group chat to Mira/Maxime and apparently now they're both voting for Lockhart, along with Draco/Ron. How poetic would it be if Lockhart went home with his own idol. W H E W.

Ok so this is how the votes are supposedly gonna go down:

Mirabella - Pomfrey, Lockhart, Amos, Angelina and Lily
Maxime - Fred, Cormac, maybe Draco?
Lockhart - Ron and hopefully Maxime and Mira

I honestly really want to vote for Lockhart, but I also want to flush Maxime's idol but ugh, I'm really conflicted