I'd say I don't know where to start but the truth is that I do, it's with Black Mirror references.
so uh...
POMFREY
OUR FEARLESS CAPTAIN
I don't think I ever had a conversation with you that wasn't a joy, dating back to before tribes were even assigned. I legitimately had angry confessionals after every swap confessing how upset I was that I still wasn't on your tribe because I always wanted to have a chance to work with you. It's funny that you mentioned the merge rounds when we talked but never discussed strategy because I so fervently remember not wanting to bring up strategy to you while we were on different sides because it might force you to lie to me or put me in a position where I had to mislead you and I didn't want to undermine any opportunity for trust between us. Mercifully we were able to talk more openly once Maxime had left and we made a great team after that.
You were my rock! I'm not sure how we got so close by talking about Little Women and Repo Games, but somehow I always felt comfortable around you. We were on the same page strategically and I loved having such a close partnership with someone who was equally determined to play a game that could be fun for everyone involved. I think we are kindred spirits in more than just our approach to this game and it has been constantly reinvigorating to be able to come online and talk to you whenever I felt down about real life or about our position in the game. We suffered through a lot together and we had a lot of triumphs together and I'm so proud of all we've accomplished so far.
Now try to get this out of your head
DRACO
Draco, we bonded on a swap tribe where it probably wasn't in my and maxime's best interests to keep you around, but I don't regret for one second going against tribe lines to dump Dudley and keep you around. I think I may have had more discussions about real life with you than anyone else here and even though we didn't vote together most of the time, I still felt like we always had an eye out for each other to make sure we each weren't being targeted. I'm really determined that we'll eventually find a good stay-at-home career for you so you can start playing ORGs from work :)