I like to divide Survivor into three eras:

1. The early seasons. Borneo-Palau
2. The birth of idols. Guatemala-Samoa
3. Modern Survivor/Themed Survivor. HvV-Present.

Calling Micronesia an early season is WRONG

Era 1 is the best era

I'm just here to scream at these haters and tell them about my uncle and runnin thru the citywoes

with my woes even

Ron is Chris Barkley so I am already rooting for him. I expect him to be a lot like you Kreacher.

Okay our last cast member is finally checking in (thank god)

wheres the cast reveal?? i need to see it before i start posting mean things in here.

Ew it's MILO 😖

*milo the robbed king of disney survivor

pls use my full name

**milo the worst boyfriend ever

ok I fixed it

me looking for the cast reveal

hay

actual game content (omg actual content in a pw lounge? lies!):

lockhart seems to be going all hbic on the challenge, public confessing (legend), and shtick. mcgonagall seems annoyed by it?, but roleplaying is fun and i support it wholeheartedly

ron seems to somehow be rubbing the entire cast already?? everyone is calling him a young kid who has no idea what he's doing, so i hope he flames out spectacularly and provide entertainment.

josh and his roommate seem like the excellent type of people to redeem newt from last season. the back-and-forth seems super extra, which i'm here for. i hope newt ends up causing drama with the heir of slytherin...which he posted like, five seconds after the announcement post ahahaha

side note: is snape literally calling himself prince sev?? alias what

i hope josh's roommate keeps him on track because i will NOT endure another viewing experience where i have to watch him be identified as a social threat early on only to fizzle out in three rounds and never confess

Lockhart and Snape are literally the most perfect reps for don and nav