Type bummed that we won the scavenger hunt. Was lowkey not doing too much because I was already safe and I know that’s kinda fucked up but I wanted to use my safety to be in better position to make a big move. I gave Alex the blinding light even though his dumbass did like even less than me in the challenge. The reasoning for this was so Dustin would be the main target from the Grumpy Oldheads (Mike and Rob). I would’ve 100% flipped on the Runaways (Me, Adrianne, Dustin and Alex) to help make that move happen. Dustin is a nice person but way too sneaky for me to let make merge. The guy admitted to trying to kiss Rob and Mike’s ass and throwing me under for the idol after Anders left. You stupid little fool, keep that type of fucking info to yourself. Also about the idol, I’m not really sure if anyone thinks I have it. I’ve completely put the blame on Adrianne, and tried to play it off that she let me in on the vote so I wasn’t even in the minority, so how could I possibly even get a clue? I think it’s an elaborate lie that gives me at least enough time till Round 7 to get it for real this time.
My thoughts on tribe mates and what person they remind me of.
Mike- Bartolo Colon
This one is pretty easy. Both way way way out of their prime but still somehow competitive and able to hold their own in challenges. Mike is so unintentionally funny to me, it’s too bad others hate his guts and he is probably thought to not be lasting very long in the game. But I want to keep him around.
Dustin- Cameron Payne
Cameron Payne is basically only known for being Russell Westbrook’s little dancing bitch. Without Westbrook, Payne became irrelevant trying to latch on to different team. This reminds of Dustin. Even though he was probably not Ander’s little dancing bitch, he was the sidekick in that duo. We’re technically aligned right now but I would love to get rid of him ASAP.
Rob- Some random guy wearing a flat cap.
So basically this guy plus twenty years. Rob is the other half of the “Grumpy OldHeads”. Just like Mike, I don’t mind him and he’s definitely much more well-liked by others on the tribe. He has a pretty good social game and I really feel like his game is better off without being paired with Billy.
Kurtis- Matt Damon in the Departed
I really like Kurtis and want to work with him but people really find him to be too social and sometimes shady, much like Matt Damon’s crooked ass. He has mentioned a Final 3 deal of me him and Mike which I don’t mind. Obviously I would cut Kurtis before Final 3 but I would like to keep him around for the time being.
Adrianne- Kevin Durant
Really fucking similar. They are both amazing really really good players but also cutthroat and loyal to themselves. I will remember how she savagely cut Patrick in XTC and how easily she flipped last round to get Billy out. I trust her for the time being because she always keeps me in the loop but I have a growing appetite for a big move soon, which getting her out would certainly be.
Alex- Chewbacca
My dumbass sidekick in this game. I’m not the biggest Star Wars fan but Chewbacca is like the loyal dog thing to Han Solo. That’s what Alex is for me right now. He swears up and down that he is loyal to me, especially after I flipped to save him last round. He’s been completely incompetent in challenges so far but as long as he’s a number for me, I’ll keep protecting him and playing the bromance up. I do have worries about his connections to the other side tho, which I’ll get to in a second.
Me- MJ
Duh
Okay so I’m pretty sure about the identities of two people on the other tribe.
First one would be “Mac” who I’m confidently sure is Serena. I knew this one from Day 1. She was stupid enough to use the same board name from XTC as her codename and once I noticed that, her silhouette matched what I think she looks like. I’ve never really even talked to her so I’m whatever about her, just know that she’s close with Alex. I did almost slip up about her identity during one of the overnight challenges. I was like half asleep and said that Serena posted in the tribe call when I meant to say Mac. Everyone was like who tf is Serena, but I think I played it off pretty well by saying I was confused because I had just been watching Serena Williams tennis highlights. Idk why they believed that.
The second one would be something I just learned yesterday. According to Alex, “Michele” is Jenn Fromm frommmm Voyage and whatever else she is apart of. I didn’t really believe it at first but could see her doing that stupid ass “trapped in a box” pose. It could also be a “hands up don’t shoot me” pose but ehh. Either way I also don’t know her much at all but she just hosted me kill it in her game, so wary of her too.
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