petition to change the tagline of this season to "enjoy the fucking spoiler tags"

negging you for that one

Worth

We just like to fuck with them.

We can discuss this boot for hours on end if we wanted to, but we'd just be going in circles. Our Lord and Savior Nick DeMott sums the round up perfectly:

Nick Demott @ 29/7/2016 0:56

Barring Jared pulling a miracle idol out of his you know what, it appears smooth sailing. Corey has tried to throw out Zoie's name, further reflecting how close he remains with Jared (and probably the whole OG Tagish group). The suspicion is rightfully percolating inside of Sam and Kate's minds, as Corey needs to be the next vote off from NuTagish. Like...we absolutely CANT vote out Zoie. She is one of the least threatening people in this game. She couldn't even figure out how to upload pictures/videos in time for the scavenger hunt challenge.

Zoie fans rejoice.
Anthony fans rejoice.

I love Jared as a person. As a player, Jared is scary to play with because he's so likeable, so strategic. As much as I think that it's smartest for Sam and company to vote him out after announcing he was leaving (like if your target doesn't leave after you tell them they are leaving, you're fucked), the host side of me would love the drama if somehow Jared was able to pull off some crazy scheme and stay. Like can you imagine Sam Vicario's face if I read the votes and Jared doesn't leave?

Spoiler	+
this is where RJ posts that sam pic

I hope Scott gets 15th so him and Taylor Ukmar can be super-twins. They already both fancy a cucumber!

Jared is one of those players that does well in almost every game he plays. He hit some bad luck in this swap but he had the pieces to make it really far into the game. He just knows how to pull people in. Getting him out is 100% the move for Sam.

Also happy wing day!

Jesse will go crazy if Jared leaves I think. It would add an interesting dynamic because Miller is truly like the only one that has "publicly" freaked out I think.

It'd be fun to watch Jesse freak out I think

I think the funny part of it is that he really wasn't swap fucked. This literally all could have been avoided had they not unnecessarily lied to Sam and Kate for 24 hours straight during the Anthony vote.

Ashlee Smith @ 29/7/2016 9:06

I love Jared as a person. As a player, Jared is scary to play with because he's so likeable, so strategic. As much as I think that it's smartest for Sam and company to vote him out after announcing he was leaving (like if your target doesn't leave after you tell them they are leaving, you're fucked), the host side of me would love the drama if somehow Jared was able to pull off some crazy scheme and stay. Like can you imagine Sam Vicario's face if I read the votes and Jared doesn't leave? Spoiler + this is where RJ posts that sam pic

Spoiler	+

From Kate's and Jared's confessional, seems like Jared is trying everything he can to stick around (good for him to try) but Kate isn't buying any of it.

I'd still like to see Corey leave before Jared, any word of if that is gonna happen? @production

Not likely. Sadly I'm pretty sure that Jared is leaving unless they're blindsiding us too

Which means get ready for bitchy Jesse